Sorry...all out of voter registration forms.

Patron (18 years old): Hi, um...can I get a voter's registration form?

Me: Sure! (hands him the form)

Patron: Is this good for the presidential election?

Me: Yes.

Patron: Um...do you know who is running? For President?

Are you kidding me?

What I wish I could have said:

Sorry...all out of voter registration forms. Try again in four years